|Ricks Floyd is such a nice guy! He knows my name and is|
ready to make me a bagel. And it's a damn delicious
bagel. Go give it a try!
Yikes, that is SO goofy. It's not what I said. What I want to say is that C&B helps make the world delicious.
Hmm. A trend in my assessment.
So let me tell you about C&B (which I've always called C&B since "Caviar and Bananas" sounds ridiculous and kind of gross. What the hell brings together caviar--that fancy stuff I wouldn't even use--and bananas, which are together? I'm sure a million of you can explain to me why they have that name, but keep that to yourselves).
C&B is fancy. They have expensive food for lunch. They have the huge kale bowl so that every woman in town can eat it (does it have any calories?). In a less frightening way, they have lines of students when they're getting ready for class. They have blueberry muffins. All good stuff.
|Good morning, everything bagel.|
I want one right now. That may be eating too many bagels. But I love them. Love love love.
I've tried other bagels in other places around town, and they're fine, but they aren't as satisfying as the C&B. These days, if someone invites me to go have bagels, I'd find something else. There's no need to try another one when I know I've got the best bagel ever.
They always say, "Good morning, Alison!" and Ricks starts the bagel. Good morning, Ricks! If it weren't a town that's filled with water today, I'd come get one.