Eating an entire 3/4 pound muffin by yourself just because you're feeling snacky mid-morning is a really bad idea.
If you leave wet Cheerios on the floor for three or more days, they become so bonded to the wood that you have to use a strong spatula to release them.
Your five year old child's vaguely stinky breath wafting your way while she's falling asleep is wonderful. Seriously.
It will be very easy for this five year old to develop more expertise with the iPad than you have.
Fizzy water is an excellent treat to keep in the fridge (not for the five year old--for you).
Menstruating is far, far superior to being premenstrual.
Dora is far, far superior to South Pacific.
If you see your holiday gift before the holidays, it's your job to forget what you saw.
Bananas are repulsive, but they're easy to carry to work, so you should eat them.
And finally, it's important to identify your celebration priorities. If you've got a big party coming up, decide what matters to you. A strong suggestion: dessert.
I get all of these, but mostly the banana thing.
ReplyDeleteThis is great! I feel like I should print it and post it on the fridge.
ReplyDeleteLovely.