Sunday, March 31, 2013

Unitarian Easter: All of the fun, none of the Jesus

Well, there was a bit of Jesus in church this morning, which sort of surprised me, but it was the Unitarian version, the "isn't it ironic that so many contradictory claims are made using this one narrative as the explanation?"

I realized I was going to type something like, "I'm not much into the Christian thing," but that's squishy.  Let me be clear:  I'm not Christian.  It was funny this morning during the children's story--the minister was showing the kids different pictures of Jesus, none of which Maybelle was familiar with. She turned around, pointed to my shirt, and whispered "Princess Leia."  I gotta say, Leia's a bit more of a celebrated figure around this house.

At any rate, we got to have all the fun of the Easter holiday yesterday and today.  Last night Trey and I dyed eggs, and this morning Maybelle put stickers on them.

Eggs with stickers
She picked the stickers--monkeys, ladybugs, basketballs, flowers.  You may notice that the egg on the bottom right, with a basketball sticker on it, is crushed.  This is because I made the mistake of handing it to Maybelle yesterday, and it turns out you can very easily crush a boiled egg in your fist.  Which she did.

Then at church this morning there was an Easter egg hunt.  Maybelle's taken part in this for the last two years, but this was the first year she actually cared.

Easter egg hunt

Easter egg hunt

She gathered a bunch of eggs, and then she examined (from afar) the three goats who were there, and she gave a quick pat to one rabbit.

And here's how you do it up at Easter: they had a chocolate fountain, and a plate of Rice Krispie squares on sticks that you could hold under the cascading chocolate. Maybelle wasn't interested, but I was.
Chocolate-covered Rice Krispie square
That's a good Easter.

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  1. That is a dang good Easter. We had our own shenanigans over here that didn't figure Jesus, exactly.

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    1. I like Jesus as a historical figure who had some incredibly radical ideas about equality. I just find him such a baggage-laden figure now that I'd rather stay away than have to differentiate myself from the baggage.

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  2. Your Easter sounds nice. My little boy is one and I felt like we "should" do something but, not being Christian, I didn't know what. We tried a community Easter egg hunt Saturday but that was a zoo and a bit much for all of us. He's too young for Cadbury creme eggs which, to me, are the way to celebrate...so he ended up with a stuffed duck and finger puppets. I think that worked.

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    1. Hmmm...I'm still not a lover of the Cadbury creme eggs, although I tried one again this year.

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  3. I sent the boys off to church and deviled five dozen eggs for the in laws while discussing the relative merits of relish and mustard in said eggs on FB. Then I drank a very large glass of Friday night's sangria before leaving so as to avoid discussing the devilish relatives on FB. I call that a successful holiday.

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    1. Deviled eggs are a FANTASTIC Easter food! Go, you!

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  4. I think part of being down with the JC is dealing with hard stuff, including the baggage.

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  5. I know you're a Tennessean, but it sort of surprises me that you might be down with JC and his baggage.

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  6. I became an Episcopalian in my 30s. I don't get to Mass as often as I'd like these days, but I'm on board.

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    1. Right on. I hope you're kicking some of that baggage away and proclaiming that it's time for it to decompose. And I assume that at least some of the Episcopal churches in Tennessee aren't virulently homophobic?

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  7. The bishop recently approved the new same-sex blessing for use in the diocese. Which is nice. I haven't actually gone to a service here since we moved. I wrote this piece a while back about my journey.

    http://bit.ly/12himA3

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    1. That's a great piece! I enjoyed reading it. And you know that one of Maybelle's favorite songs is "I Saw the Light"? Although I find the line about Jesus as a stranger in the night kind of creepy. You know, for women, men who emerge as strangers in the night are rapists. We're taught to have the pepper spray at the ready.

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    2. Betcha if there was some miscommunication and you ended up pepper spraying Jesus one dark night, He'd understand.

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